Johnny is the mysteriously Eastern European-accented protagonist of The Room, the magnum opus of Tommy Wiseau, who wrote, directed and portrays the titular Room. He is engaged to marry Lisa and Mark is his best friend and confidant.
- "It's not true! I did not hit her! I did naaaahhhhht! Oh, hi Mark!"
- "You're tearing me apart Lisa!"
- "I'm tired, I'm wasted...I love you, darling!"
- Do you understand life? Do you?"